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Unnatural 20's

If there is one thing we're good at it's creating and pitching products. Despite having this unbelievable talent, no one has tried to buy one of our products yet! That's why we're calling in the dice to help us create the next big product. So step into this elevator and join the party as we greet the Big Shark, find the unexpected and poppable treasure on the ocean floor, praise our protege, get burned by the What Would Cassie Do Mindset, drive for the bean juice, play spider matrix, experience globby, try to determine if it's an adventuring mouse or a fish, hear Ocean Tarzan, look at sand differently, make our competitors suck our gas, pass out inhalers, find our calling in creating children's toys, put out names on the cheat sheet, give the kids some really big swords, bring down the education system, ask our dog the hard questions, launch off water beds, bring the rave to space, meet the best travel companion, cast Matthew McConaughey as a dog, learn about the human hermit crab, and use an unfortunate paint alternative.

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