The 2022 Summer Drinks Spectacular, Now with 100% More Horse Spit!

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With warmer climes and plenty of horrifying real-life news dominating life lately, Phil had a BRILLIANT idea! Why not teach the world some fascinating mixology while simultaneously torturing his dear friend and cohost ALL to help dull the edge of that horrid modern world out there. And the drinks, they ARE fascinating! And Shaun, he sure SOUNDS tortured, but did the good doctor find common ground with his buddy or did this year’s potables just gag and gag and gag again? Find out (and maybe eat some crackers or bread or something, and drink LOTS of water) here ON…the Whiparound!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Mystery Machine from 'Scooby-Doo' listed on Airbnb

Germans accused of unfairly manipulating sauerkraut imports ahead of summer bbq season

Geico facing payout to woman who got HPV after sex in car

British man throws tortilla more than 90 feet for Guinness World Record

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

Man spent $600 building mini cinema for wild squirrels

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

I was tempted to put the recipes here. It damn near killed him this time around...

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

People in Pakistan urged to drink fewer cups of tea

Hey, you. Thanks for reading. Don't be dissuaded by Shaun's reactions. These drinks are all really good but also, really different in profile. All except the Backyard Nuptials are really easy to make too! Give them a shot and reach out to us to let us know what you think

~Four Drinks For The Road!~

Backyard Nuptials (Hay Fever)

1.5oz Rosemary Infused Vodka*

0.75oz Pinot Grigio Wine Syrup**

0.75oz Guava Juice

0.75oz Lemon Juice

==Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake hard, serve in rocks glass with a single large ice cube. Garnish with rosemary sprig if desired==

* I use an Isi 1/2 liter cream whipper to infuse the vodka. Any decent vodka will do here. Measure 1/2 liter (500ml) of vodka and add it to the whipper. Put it on a kitchen scale and zero it out. Now add 50g of dried rosemary. Note that this is a lot, but it will fit. Seal the whipper, and charge with NO_2 cylinder and start a timer. Shake the whipper and when the timer reaches 1 minute, add a second NO_2 cylinder. When the timer reaches 2 minutes, depressurize the cylinder. Strain through a fine mesh strainer, nutmilk bag, muslin cloth etc. Add in 250ml more of plain vodka and bottle the mix. It should keep indefinitely but the flavors will be strongest in the first week or so.

** Get a small saucepan and place it on a kitchen scale and zero it. Now combine equal parts by weight of sugar and a good pinot grigio wine. Put this over *LOW* heat, stirring occasionally till the sugar is dissolved. Continue heating and stirring on low till the mixture is reduced in volume by at least 1/3. Remove from heat and let cool. Bottled up, this stuff should last a few weeks but it's best to use it sooner when the flavor is the strongest.

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The 6-1-0 (Cigarette Kiss)

2oz (Espolon) Reposado Tequila

0.75oz Aperol

2oz guava juice

0.5oz lemon juice

==Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake hard, serve in coupe, no garnish==

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The Clara Bow (Shirley)

2oz (Plantation 5 star)Dark Rum

0.5oz (Luxardo) maraschino Liquor

0.75oz guava juice

==Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake hard, serve in coupe, no garnish==

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Oaxaca Old Fashioned Variant (Nursery Fire)

1.5oz (Espolon) Reposado Tequila

0.5oz (Del Maguey Vida) Mezcal

0.5oz Agave Syrup*

1 dash Angostura Bitters

1 dash (Fee Brothers) Chocolate Bitters

==Put all ingredients into a tin with ice, stir, serve in rocks glass over one large ice cube, no garnish==

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