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This is Fine, Ken Fine.
Part 1 of 2
Listen to a salty dawg and a rascal dog shoot the sh*t and swap stories while bobbing about in the marina at midnight.
Our team of Audio Specialists spent hours combing through clearing out the sounds of Sea Lions boning in the background. The night is when their lovemaking begins and despite us asking them politely to quiet it down, they said there is, "no volume level on passion."
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If anyone sees a lone goose with a distinctively high-pitched honk, make a wish, for he is a genie who offers those deemed worthy 3 such honks, and only 3.
We will work on getting this trash fire of a podcast into shape as far as ways to talk to you fellow rascal dogs out there and such, please have patience, we are inept. Especially Reace.
Am I the only one who is scared to take a dump while at sea because I'm scared the noises my a** makes is the same as whales make and that will attract them, but when they see it's not a whale they'll be angry and attack the boat, and for generations, fishermen will be pondering what it was that caused them to sink a sailboat?
Why are you still reading this?
Fine, I shall treat you to a good wisdom, don't eat spicy noodles in the shower.
Peace out Y'all.