19 HOT - my American friend

my American friend

M - Today we’re talking about the word ‘’HOT”! M - How are you today, Cindy? C - Good, thanks…well, actually, I’m a little hot…can you turn the temperature down in here before we start recording? M - Sure, no problem. Ok, there you go. C - Thanks. Gosh, it feels like August in here. M - Hey, did you bring us lunch like you promised? C - Yup…right here. Chicken Enchiladas from the new Mexican restaurant in town! M - Oh no! Their salsa is too hot! It’s absolutely volcanic! C - No it’s not, it’s fine. Look….I had them put the salsa on the side. It’s in a cup, here. It’s just chicken with lettuce and tomatoes, just the way you like it. It’s safe. M - Oh, thank goodness! C - Hey, I like those shoes you’re wearing! Are they new? M - Yes! I bought them last week. What do you think? Nice, huh? C - Oh, those are so cool!!! That style, with the leather and the studs.... M - I know, I know, it’s a really hot look this year! When I saw them in the window, I just had to have them! C - Good choice. Very nice. Are they hard to walk in? M - No they’re fine. C - I’m dizzy just looking at them! Hey, what about Jon Bon Jovi? M - Oh….he’s sooooo hot… C - We know, you love Jon. Do you think he likes leather shoes with studs? M - I hope so. I bought 'em for him ! C - You know who I think is hot? The Rock, Dwayne Johnson- the former wrestler.…he’s hot. M - So, Rock…Dwayne Johnson…if you’re listening and one day you find yourself in Italy, stop by Cindy’s place- she’ll make you a wonderful dish of spaghetti. C - Oh, my husband would be thrilled with that wouldn’t he? M - Oh Cindy! C - What?? Is The Rock here?? Already…??? Get my lipstick! M - Calm down. The Rock isn’t here. C - Damn! M - I just realized that we’ve used the word ‘’HOT” in four different meanings! C - Oh, you’re right! That’s confusing isn’t it? M - Could be. C - OK, just to clarify things. Meaning number one, most important of all: The Rock is HOT. M - Cindy, that’s not the most important thing…and besides, you didn’t explain anything at all! C - Sorry, ok…The Rock is veeeeery, veeeerrryyyy HOT. M - Let’s back up and start from the beginning. C - Good, cause you’re not making any sense at all…I mean, The Rock is hot…what’s the problem…I don’t see how I could be any clearer……” M - stop! rewind! C - Ok, boss. M - At the beginning, when you said YOU WERE “A LITTLE HOT” C: …and you lowered the temperature in here… M - That meant YOU WERE A LITTLE WARM, THE TEMPERATURE WAS TOO HIGH. C - And it feels much better in here now, thank you. M - No problem. C - And when you said the salsa on the chicken enchiladas was TOO HOT… M - No…no…volcanic actually! C - ….you actually meant that THE SALSA WAS TOO SPICY! I know, they use a lot of jalapeno peppers. M - And my shoes… C - They are very cool shoes. M - When I said it was ‘’A VERY HOT LOOK THIS YEAR’’, I REALLY MEANT THEY ARE IN STYLE, VERY POPULAR… C - Fashionable. In high demand. M - Right! C - And Jon Bon Jovi??? M - Eternally HOT! C - Come back to Earth, dear. M - Sorry… WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE ‘’HOT’’ THAT MEANS YOU THINK THEY’RE REALLY GOOD LOOKING OR ATTRACTIVE, gorgeous, handsome, smokin'. C - Perfect! Mystery solved! The word ‘’HOT’’ has been decoded! M - Hey, you know what else is hot? C - What’s that? M - Our blog! C - You’re right. Everyone, come visit us on www.myamericanfriendblog.com and we're also on facebook, iTunes, podomatic.com and twitter. M - All right, thank you for listening and see you very soon, bye! C - Bye bye!