We're Metaphorical Walrus Productions, and we make the Actual Play podcasts Westerns & Wagons, Monsters & Mysteries, and Skybound Card games! Support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/metaphoricalwalrusproductions, Follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com/MetaphoricalP Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/MetaphoricalWalrusProductions Music for Westerns & Wagons provided by zircon, and you can find more of his music at www.zirconmusic.com! Unless otherwise noted in the episode description, all ...
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The investigators descend into the basement to continue their investigations. One of the investigators uncovers something horrifying. Can they survive the startling discovery? Listen to find out...
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The investigators recover the Doctors Northcott and get them back on their feet. Once discussion of the method of recovery is had, the investigators head back into the house to descend into the basement.
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The investigators walk into a trap! The investigators share a moment of terror and attempt to recover from the incident.
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This episode sees the investigators beginning their exploration of the Corbitt House. Strange noises, strange puddles, and strange feelings fill the house. Rockwell pilfers some valuables.
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The Investigators finish exploring the burned out church. After an unsettling experience, they travel to the Corbitt Manor to begin uncovering the dark mysteries of the cursed house.
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The intrepid investigators explore the Chapel of Contemplation, hoping to find some clues about the Corbitt House. As they do so, however, they have a brush with danger.
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The investigators are gathered outside of the Corbitt House, close to dusk. But they realize they still feel short on information. At this point, they have a decision to make: should they venture into the house to explore and gain information, or do they try and collect more intel from other sources? Listen as they discuss and decide their plans. A…
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Sister Dorathea attempts to gather information from the newspaper office, and tries a risky ploy. Meanwhile, the Doctors Northcott and Quincy discuss their findings and visit the house. They are joined shortly by "Doctor" Sam Rockwell and Sister Dorathea and reveal what they each found. Music used in this episode: "Bump in the Night" Kevin MacLeod …
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The Doctors Northcott and Quincey head to the Central Library to dig up info on the mysterious Corbitt House. Meanwhile, the "Doctor" Rockwell has an encounter at the Hall of Records and must muster up some experience in his past to get what he needs. Finally, Sister Dorothea visits the Boston Globe to see if she can get a lead. "Bump in the Night"…
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In this first episode of our Call of Cthulhu one shot, we introduce the Doctors Northcott, the good Doctor Quincey, the "Doctor" Rockwell, and Sister Dorathea. We're also introduced to their employer, who urges them to investigate the house he owns to prove that there are no unsettling spirits or hauntings so that he can put it back onto the market…
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Monsters & Mysteries 031 - Horror Movie Date Night Finale
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Theo drops the kids off at their houses, one by one. Spencer makes a deal with his sister. Rainey is confronted by her parents. Lukas adds to his collection. Theo walks home. The finale of Monsters and Mysteries! While it was never intended to be the end of the season, this episode nicely wraps up the Horror Movie Date Night story and puts a nice e…
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Monsters & Mysteries 030 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 16
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Monsters & Mysteries 029 - Horror Movie Date Night pt15
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Monsters & Mysteries 028 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 14
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Monsters & Mysteries 027 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 13
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Monsters & Mysteries 026 - Horror Movie Date Night Part 12
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Monsters & Mysteries 025 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 11
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Monsters & Mysteries 024 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 10
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Monsters & Mysteries 023 - Horror Movie Date Night part 9
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Monsters & Mysteries 022 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 8
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The kids attempt a daring rescue of Rainey's friend, Aaron, and then try to explain what's going on to him. However, Aaron might know more about what's happening than the kids realize. "Thunderclap at Night" by inchadney (https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/) of freesound.org "Vanishing" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY …
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Monsters & Mysteries 021 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 7
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The kids escort Spencer back to his house and volunteer to babysit him for his recovery. Rampant curiosity about Rainey's films gets the better of them, however, and they make their way to the local theater. A haunting vision chases them. "Footsteps, Stones, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Amok" by chicachico (https://freem…
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Monsters & Mysteries 020 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 6
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The kids deal with the aftermath of the events in the Antiquity Shop, and have to face the heavy hand of the law. Was what they experienced real, or some kind of cruel trick by an unknown assailant? "Cuckoo clock edited version" by ScottFerguson1 of freesound.org "TV on humm off" by ERH of freesound.org "The Clowns Have Come to Roost" by TeknoAXE i…
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Monsters & Mysteries 019 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 5
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Rainey, Spencer, Theo, and Lukas investigate the strange smell coming from the basement. They make a startling discovery and uncover a sinister presence. Threatened, the kids race back upstairs and arm themselves. "Turning on an old CRT TV" by pfranzen of freesound.org "Cuckoo clock edited version" by ScottFerguson1 of freesound.org "Cuckoo Clock, …
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Monsters & Mysteries 018 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 4
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The kids go and visit Enigma's Antiquity Shop to ask about the film that Rainey found. While they're there, they begin to poke around among the oddities and indulge in their curiosity. "Footsteps, Stones, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Jukebox, old, coin into the slot, mechanism starts to buzz" by YleArkisto of Freesound.o…
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Monsters & Mysteries 017 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 3
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Content Warning: Suicide mentioned After a startling moment, the power is restored to the Police Station, but the kids are in for more surprises as they double and triple check Rainey's film. With some clues on hand, the kids then leave the Police station to begin investigating. "06691 horror screechy scream" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Franti…
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Monsters & Mysteries 016 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 2
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Lukas, Rainey, and Theo go to check in on Spencer, only to find out he's a little under the weather. Then, a trip to the police station to use their projector is in order! "Closet_hit_01" by smokenweewALT of freesound.org "Door Bell Sound" by Mike Koenig of soundbible.com "Super 8 mm settingup-projector" by Eelke (http://www.eelkedekker.nl/) of fre…
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Monsters & Mysteries 015 - Horror Movie Date Night pt 1
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Rainey and Theo do some shopping on Enigma's Main Street. The antiquity shoppe that Rainey likes is open, but under mysterious new management. What will she find in stock? Listen to find out! "two goats bleating in a stable" by Edufigg of freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Door Bell Sound" …
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Having fully bested the Pastor of Muppets, the kids must now deal with the gruesome fallout of their actions earlier in the night. They decide to call in the authorities to clean up the mess. What will become of the Muppetnomicron? How do the kids confront the consequences of self defense? And who is the best at sewing? Find out in the grand finale…
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The kids fight to escape the clutches of the angry puppets! And when they finally are able to confront the Pastor of Muppets, they have a tough choice to make. Can they deal with the consequences of their actions? How will they return the Muppetized kids back to normal? And what are the moral and ethic implications of a Muppet Hole? "Vanishing", "E…
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The kids face off against the Pastor of Muppets, but Lukas makes him face off against a theological dilemma. How does Jim Henson fit into the divine plan? What is the most sacred of the Muppet hand Trinity? Is Gonzo's self-flagellation an appropriate means of worship? "03792 children scremaing" by Robinhood76 of freesound.org "Door, Front, Opening,…
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In this extra length episode, the kids search for clues at the lock in. Theo tries to sneak off to make out with Emma but is caught by the pastor. Lukas and Rainey play a risque game of Life with Rick and Garth. Spence sneaks off to investigate the church further and makes a horrifying discovery which he shares with the rest of the kids. BONUS: Get…
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The kids socialize with the group gathered at the Church for the lock-in and make some life long friends and memories. Between the Pizza and the Board Games, they begin to let their guard down and enjoy a fun night. "Whistle, Finger, Long, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Music from https://filmmusic.io "Vanishing", "George S…
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Lukas, Rainey, Theo, and Spence discover more felt hearts involving some of the prominent members of Enigma, and even have a shock close to home. They decide to join the Pastor's lock in to try and connect the clues they've collected so far and work on the only lead they have.
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The kids visit the local arcade. Lukas gears up to navigate Dirk the Daring through the Dragon's Lair with Spencer cheering him on while Rainey and Theo play a friendly game of air hockey! However, their revelry is soon shattered by a scream. What foul trouble is afoot at the arcade? Join the kids as they begin to uncover a new mystery in the sleep…
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Monsters & Mysteries 004 - The Last Day of School (Finale)
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Greetings, listeners! Welcome to the sleepy town of Enigma, Oregon, where strange things happen daily and only the kids and the weird adults experience it. In this Episode 0, you'll meet the cast consisting of Lukas McElroy, the Hick with a heart of gold, Theodore White, the truant rocker searching for his brother, Spencer Palmer, the cryptozoid fa…
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Metaphorical Walrus Productions plays Skybound Games' "Red Flag: The Game of Terrible Dates"! Meet prospective dates such as the guy who is a Profession Chef that owns a penthouse suite and has two other spouses, the girl who loves theatre that makes your friends jealous of you, but also has coleslaw hands, and the girl who compulsively licks doork…
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In which our posse meets the King of Cacophony and has a nice meal with him and the Prince Bergil. Sikuaq has a strange drink, Deputy follows a person, and Lakoa gets a very temporary job. "Water, Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Dripping, Slow, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Drippin…
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In which the posse deliberates over breakfast on what to do once the train pulls into Cacophony. Deputy makes a friend, Big Paul gets slapped, and Sikuaq burns an image from her mind. Sound effects used under Creative Commons, otherwise listed here under Attribution 3.0: "Synthetic Steam Engine" by rudicangiotti of freesound.org "Empty Train moving…
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In which our posse works to foil a dastardly assassination attempt against the Princes of Cacophony and Noman's Land. Josiah rings some bells, Lakoa finds some gems, and Sikuaq makes a holey mess. The following sound effects and songs were used in this episode under the Attribution license: "glass_kappa_02" by mugwood of freesound.org "Breaking woo…
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In which our posse talks with a sommelier and uncovers an assassination attempt, then move to meet and warn the two princes. Meanwhile, Sikuaq takes a drink, Deputy invents a food, and Josiah gets decked. Sound effects and music used in this episode used under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons licenses: "slow cargo train 2" by Robinhood76, "Stea…
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St. Patty's Day - My Fists, My Drink, and Me (Sikuaq)
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In which we join Sikuaq and her three gnome friends on her first ever adventure: helping the outpost of Fort Foothold against some dangerous creatures. The following sound clips were used in this production under Attribution 3.0 and Creative Commons CC0 1.0: "Glass Smash, Bottle, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "SFX_ATTACK_S…
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