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Have you ever wondered what philosophers like Plato and Aristotle would have said about modern day events? Well look no further I, Jabari, am the second coming of wisdom of the old ages. Jesus and Buddha flow through my mind and use me as a vessel to spread their truths. This podcast is more than just fools talking about stuff they know nothing about. This is a movement. THIS IS.....Jabari’s Wisdom Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/support
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Yeah, this is an iffy episode. Not fully sure. But I think the concentrated lemon juice analogy is a good one, so im still releasing. But yeah, its so cringe to think ghengas khan type scenario is a preferable one...like huh? "Why yes, I really want to my genes to be so watered down that its unrecognizable without a dna test in less than a generati…
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Wow Wisdomception. A wise man such as myself, perhaps one of the wisest in the past millennia, talking about the man who was apparently the wisest of the past millennia. Wowza. But yeah, if any jinn floating around out there, can I have a gift. Doesnt have to be too special. Maybe something that can spawn in red hot chewies whenever I snap my finge…
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I truly dont think he or the government did it. Maybe there is a grain of truth where they didn't do it, but the signs were there that it was going to happen, but they didn't prepare enough or maybe they didn't even consider that the threats were real since its never been done before... But I truly don't beleive it was an inside job. It just doesn'…
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Shut up. I dont care. Muh muh muh conspiricy theories muh muh muh. Just shut up. You arent discovering anything and just sucking up what youve been told. As dumb as conspiricies are, at least they are still living a life of discovery and wonder, even if they are potentially wrong sometimes (and a lot the times there is a grain of truth in all consp…
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Face it, I know you are all sex positive and believe that you shouldn’t have any consequence of openly talking about it, but reality is that you will forever be seen differently the moment you admit it. Have a highscore of body count is not a braggable thing. The red pill is behind your back everyone IS talking about you in a negative light. I’m so…
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Screw Dogs. I said it. And I dont give af what cope you come up with for why those filthy stinky pooping barking unevolved lower intelligent organism deserve my respect. Are they cute? Sure, but sure are ALL Reptiles, Birds, and Mammals. Even snakes can be cute. So what makes a dog special? Nothing. I might as well get a goat. A goat is just as muc…
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So I’m assuming by the time this comes out I’m already a viral sensation due to me doing the advertisement for my podcast. So it’s time to take full advantage of it. LET ME MEET JACKIE CHAN! It’s my one request. Thank you. Don’t make my time in Hong Kong be for nothing. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisd…
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Yes, its a hard truth to hear. Could this be my most downer bit of wisdom. Yes, god has left us and she is not coming back. Yes you heard right. You have to do everything the hard way. You alone have to enlighten yourself enough to go to heaven. Well there is some light in the dark actually. One step of the process to heavenly enlightenment is list…
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I am a child of Lilith, what say you? You really want to be related to that harlot Eve and that douchebag Adam. Look at how their children ended up. Poor Abeline. She didnt deserve that. But what can you do. Her older brother was raised by a harlot. Sad. Truly. All we had to do was not eat the d**n apple CJ!--- Send in a voice message: https://podc…
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Look I get it, blah blah blah cope cope cope but look, I know its unfair we always have to be the bigger people after everything that happens and will happen, we are always the ones who have to forgive and forget or let other get away with stuff or not react to things or whatever else. However, you must look at it in another way. Does that make you…
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Jabari is under the weather this week so I will be hosting this episode of Jabari's Wisdom. It's my first time hosting a podcast so I hope you all don't mind. It was fun. I might come on some more times depending on if I'm not busy on the farm. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/messageSupport this pod…
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Can we gift sentience to other creatures??? I think so. Look you just wait. The in 50 years and you are having a political debate with the whales about rather the geopolitical boundaries of Antarctica belong to them, you gonna look back at this podcast and see the wisdom that was spoken. Whales remember this. I deserve to be spared--- Send in a voi…
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Sadly D’Ante’ reveals to every viewer now and in the future his true colors. I tried to warn you all, but no one ever listens. This is the real deal. D’Ante’ in the flesh. It’s sad. I truly am sorry you all had to witness this. I would’ve put this in the back burner but the audio was nice and clear. So clear you could hear every single atom of his …
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In this episode, Jabari and his friends share their stories and insights on topics ranging from apartment living, cooking, and friendship, to police brutality, Black Lives Matter, and corruption. They also encounter a mysterious and powerful figure who transforms into a huge abomination after being injected with the Hulk serum. How will they surviv…
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Lmao huge delay. This was originally recorded like back in early August…. I just never had the motivation to upload for some reason. So busy. Also D’Ante’ got banned from podcast. But hey, at least it’s uploaded now. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spo…
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The second half of the podcast. Basically just a bunch of banter, not really any real topics. Still a fun episode. And yes, I am naruto--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/support…
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Crazy right?? D'Ante' AND Evan are back in a once in a life time episode. To think after so long of doing podcast solo, I'm back to making some podcast with some pals. Feels good. A lot of energy is back. The topics are still ridiculous, but maybe a little less crackpot. Just insane. Don't worry though, I will still make some solo podcast. There ar…
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Yeah you all are brain dead, stop acting like you make the rules. Stop self-inserting yourself into your false realities of your version of Harry Potter. I said it, and im not apologizing for it. YOU ARE NOT A RAVENCLAW. Face it, you arent even a ravenclaw in real life, what makes you think you are in the harry potter universe. Ha! Funny. Face it, …
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Yeah you here all this hoopla about this AI bs about how its gonna take jobs and ruin learning in schools and blah blah blah blah. Its all a bunch of fooey and you are all brain dead for ever reading any of those pop-sci/pop-tech articles. One, this AI craze is just the new crypto hype bs. Two, the ai wont make a dent in society until the big tech …
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Yes, I officially have solved time. I know i know, the pop-sci scientist are currently crying their eyes out knowing that each on of their time travel episodes and interviews and books have been made useless overnight, but whatever. No, you will never be able to have a time travel dinosaur adventure with your blonde love interest and funny and loya…
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Can you imagine being someone so insecure about their own intellect that you ACTUALLY PAY for an iq test to prove rather you are dumb or not. Sorry to tell you like this, but if you did that, you are actually stupid af. Like if you are so dumb that you don’t know rather you are dumb or not, that means you are DUMB. Always think of that people. If y…
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Oops, forgot to edit and upload this one. Kinda crazy. Uploaded this back when I felt safe to at the very least go out and skate at night. I don't nearly feel safe enough to do that anymore. Hella cases. But I think they will be going down soon...cause literally every person is catching it. Its so crazy. I really wanna record another podcast soon..…
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Ummmm I thought I uploaded this weeks ago….strange……..man maybe there’s something they don’t want you to hear in this podcast and they edited out those bits. Super weird. Like legit. I swear I uploaded this like at least a month ago. I was checking to make sure this wasn’t a reupload. I was suprised af when I saw “New Jabari’s Wisdom episode”. Had …
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Yeah, "blah blah blah, wah wah wah, conspiracy are dangerous waaaaaaah!! You don't know how dangerous it is to create a platform spreading this type of rhetoric waaaaah!" Dude stfu. Like seriously. Most people are normal. I know its a hard red pill to swallow, but most people are freaking normal. Even if I suddenly made someone a conspiracy nut wit…
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Yeah, comic books and random af stupid "there's a universe where I ____" people have been lying to you all along. There are not as many Multiverses as you might think. Like there are still a huge amount of, but its not as much as you'd originally think.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/messageSupport …
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I don't know why its so sensitive of a topic to talk about the incompetence of how countries have been handling covid. Blah Blah Blah Science Rules!!! I get it, you feel smarter by agreeing with the "scientific experts". Whooptidooo. Continue living in Lala Land. Trusting every single thing you are spoon fed on tv isn't a personality trait. It's a …
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Yeah I'm talking about teaching and math for the umpteenth time, I don't freaking care. I'm gonna keep talking about it. Teaching is done in such a troll way. I will literally speak a new world teaching order into existence using these podcast. As you know, my podcast have prediction powers, so by me saying it, it will happen. So screw you. I'm gon…
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Yes, I solved it. Was quite easy honestly. Turns out, life is a lot more boring than you'd have thought. Sadly no alternative dimension you is doing anything with your raggedy self. Sad, but true.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jab…
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Either fate exist or the Big Bang doesn't. Make a choice. I'd like to believe that maybe...just maybe...the science is right like it has proven time and time again. Just because someone is smart doesn't mean they are all knowing simply because they did some random af math.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwi…
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The earth isn't a peanut you idiots. Nasa made a mistake. I don't know why they keep spreading these lies. This is why people come up with these crazy conspiracy theories, cause they keep doing half-truths. Wtf is the reason for that...wtf are they trying to hide.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/mess…
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Face it, Bitcoin is a bait and you fell for it. It's sad, but yes, you are an idiot. Own up to it. Sometimes its a freeing feeling to be self-aware of your own depleting brain cell count. Makes it easier when everything falls apart. Cause when that baby crashes, oooooooh booooy you are going to feel dumb af if you didn't sell by now. Yeah...I know …
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Have you ever wondered what the heck the V2 rocket was. Were the Nazi's really as dumb as they sound. Well this podcast will explain everything. Prepare for the wonders of space told PERFECTLY. You can thank me later. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jabariwisdom/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.sp…
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Every wondered if you could become a lawyer? Have you constantly went, "Wow, law is some bull, I wanna know how to cheat the system and break the law but then find one little tiny stupid loophole that allows me to legally admit that I broke the law but because of the busted legal system I can get away with it"? Well here is your first lesson. --- S…
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Have you ever wondered why tf vans somehow always land upright whenever you throw them in the air. Well I solved it. I truly solved it. This is the secret alternative maths that the scientist have been hiding this entire time. I hope you don't get assassinated for knowing this ancient knowledge. Also pretty cool. Spotify has videos now. --- Send in…
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Yes, you heard it here first, the whole covid situation was the biggest blunder of American history. Honestly, I believe they weren't this incompetent. They 100% knew this was going to be the outcome of opening the US back up again. Cause if I can realize this way before hand back in May, the experts, whose literal job it is to keep track of this s…
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I accepted that this will get a lot of flack. People hate when you tell them that all their money that they thought was going to something good was wasted, but its a message that sadly has to be said sometimes. You realize that for one, if a charity is for "awareness" its automatically a scheme for board members to make big bucks off of. Two, if an…
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Audio was a little weird in this one and I'm not sure why. But anyway, yeah neural networks seem like a big af bait. Though I'm not really an expert by any means so if you code monkeys are about to go rage on me, just chill out and send this to everyone one of your friends first so I can at least get some monetization with it. You know I'm right de…
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There definitely is more I wish I brought up in this podcast. I have so many problems with how large the big tech corporations have become. The innovation of America are at all time lows and we just make linear improvements to products these days. The phones are at their peak so now we are just at a point of no clue. But then again that's not just …
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Dreaming is a favorite past time of mine. I never really learn any cool things about myself or anything. Like I said in the podcast, it's mostly just adventures or cool little events and such. That's why honestly, sometimes its really difficult for me to realize I'm in a dream. My dreams are usually so casual that I don't even realize it's one. Eve…
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So now that I did the impossible; literally had an explanation of 4 spatial dimensions in an entirely audio format, I 100% deserve some form of award. Like who has done something that impressive. I bet you ever mathematician worth their salt couldn't do it. I deserve a Nobel prize for this. Not only that, but I explained why dark matter exist and p…
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So now that you have been wonderfully red pilled; literally giving the hidden knowledge the the book burnings tried to keep hidden, can you do me a favor and send me some thanks. This thanks can be given in a form of monthly prayer. Nothing too drastic. Just a little bit of a "Thank you Jabari" every now and then. No money needed. Make sure your ey…
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Man there is no way that people haven't been thinking like this before. Like no way I'm the first person to using facts and logic to literally rationalize that ancient humans existed (or ancient intelligent beings). Like you don't have to even go into full conspiracy mode to realize this. Just the mere fact that the earth is as old as it is and the…
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Chill out. Just listen to the podcast. Chill out I say!!!! If climate change was really this easily recoverable and the big bad industry was truly at fault, how about you go and simply find an alternative energy source (that's not nuclear cause thats truly the future but people dont wanna see the light). Or better yet, why don't you do a huge non c…
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Man if aliens truly don't exist or the government actually hasn't contacted aliens and have no clue if they exist, defund nasa immediatly. Useless agency at that point. Just turn it into a private company. The government has done similar things before. Useless use of our previous tax dollars. Maybe some real change would happen in our holy country …
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Benoni Tagoe is a maven in the entertainment industry and the president of Issa Rae's music label, Raedio. Listen to him and Jabari talk about his journey through the entertainment industry, the importance of remaining humble while building success, and more! Follow Benoni Tagoe: https://www.instagram.com/nonibizz/ https://twitter.com/nonibizz Beno…
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Creating internet content can be a fairly stressful thing a lot of the time. When you don't have views its pretty stressful because you feel you are wasting away your talent for nothing. When you do have views its stressful because you are always trying to appease your fans. le sigh... unlucky af--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spoti…
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Don't trust the internet people. Legit, there opinions are so outside the realms of reality sometimes that it's not even funny. It's always safe to think that the average internet comment is made by a cringetown USA resident. Can't let that mess bust up your psyche. Like don't get me wrong though, there are a bunch of times when its useful. And a l…
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Ok, I know what you are all thinking. "Man this dude has an obsession with cults...this is like the third time he brought this stuff up. Dude probably wants to make his own someday...." No, no...I just find the idea that people who have a population of people who are adamant about them suddenly screw his followers over when he or she already had it…
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Ok, so technically I'm pretty sure I made more wisdoms on how to handle a mid-life crisis. Though, after re-listening to this, I think both crises are basically the same thing in a way. Its just ones the younger flavor of the other. So I guess the wisdom still works. It sucks though. Having to deal with the shadow of guilt or envy when you realize …
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This was basically the points I wanted to make during the racist sexist podcast that will probably never be released. Don't worry, you arent missing much from that unreleased podcast. Basically was what I said here with a sprinkle of irrelevant disruptions and a glaze of sexist racism. Then after the sexist racism, about 30 minutes of me attempting…
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