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Christian and Michelle are living proof that you don't need a license to be a parent. Join them as they discuss the ups and downs of raising their (respective) unfortunate offspring who will likely require therapy after they leave their care.
 
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It's a brand new year, but don't think that any of us are going to change: join Christian, Michelle, and guest Amber Albin (Christian's sister) as they delve into the last magical ten months with their families. From illegitimate child Christmas ornaments, to unicorn teachers, to the universal mandate to just sh** on your dad, it's all here so that…
 
Happy Holidays from your twisted friends at Dad Bite! This week's guest, "Ossie," (champion dad and fellow smack talker) helps us weigh in on Dad gifts that are truly bizarre. Christian and Michelle also take a moment to ponder "tender moments," virtual kindergarten recordings we wish we could take back, and more phrases that our kids have picked u…
 
No one is spared in this special Fall/ November/ Pandemic Fatigue episode. To start, Michelle discusses (and gets slack for) her new love interest; Christian gets a spirit dragon reading; and both of them let loose about kids who won't f--in clean. To top it all off, one of Christian's tiny princesses gives him a scathing review... expressed solely…
 
This is what happens when you're in the middle of a pandemic: sometimes you have find a new guest. Join Christian and Michelle as they find a new guest (while the other one quarantines), all the while discussing what a census worker's liver tastes like, overly sensitive dogs, and first dates at a strip joint (don't worry, we're there for the fried …
 
As we launch into the strangest school year on record, Christian and Michelle take a moment to reflect on their respective weaknesses as parents and as people (and there are many). Along the way they reflect on other important topics, like sister wives, the secret to marriage, and the asshole surcharge... and of course, giving someone your dirty co…
 
It's just getting weirder out there, and Christian and Michelle are here to not offer their help. Join them as they break down the latest events, starting with the things we teach our children in "Not my Homeschool," bums on a mattress, what a "d-bag" is, and the gross things our kids do. Finally, they stop to consider the non-scientific explanatio…
 
There's a lot to think about in this day and age, like why Christian suddenly loses his mind when he talks to Tweaker Trolls... or whether or not his daughters might be eaten by wolves in the middle of the night. Michelle throws in her two cents, too, with tales of visiting the DMV during the Covid era with her soon-to-be licensed 16-year-old. Fina…
 
In this episode of our Weekday Interlude, a.k.a "The Sh**show Review," Christian ruminates on having a midlife birthday, the state of being a dad, and the inevitability of becoming your own dad. Along the way, we also take the time to relive the first time Christian heard his dad curse, as well as what it's like to smell a 3-year-old's fart.…
 
We're all in this together... from our separate homes. Christian lays out the updates on a new reality of childcare, where children are now in the custody of parents who have no idea how to actually care for kids-- much less their own kids. To help entertain all the tiny miscreants out there, Christian shares his latest rendition of "Dad's F***d Up…
 
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