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DISCLAIMER: Sorry I call this movie stupid a million times, if you like this movie I am not calling you stupid!! Just please be prepared for me to call this movie stupid like over and over and over, and for totally BS reasons. Shoutout to Judge Grumpus and the Ghost of Garfield.저자 Alejandro Kolleeny
 
The return in earnest of Toxic Podcast has Alejandro talking about the wonderful and effective doll horror film Annabelle Creation as he takes a scary flight to an underappreciated podcaster convention. When his seatmate turns out to be the monstrous and complicated Andrew Goose Clay, Alejandro's plans to discuss Annabelle Creation are nearly sidel…
 
Alejandro returns from the edge of existence to complain about this show where monsters fuck each other and discovers to his horror that he has become less woke. The werewolf disappoints. Aaron Sorkin finally gets his revenge on Gotham. Optimus Prime endorses Joe Biden. This one's fun, I think.저자 Alejandro Kolleeny
 
Toxic Podcast has been resurrected and Alejandro is on a mission to describe the changing political landscape of the Transformers franchise as the earth is torn apart by the Cyber War. Alejandro heroically refuses to summarize the films, instead focusing on more important matters like Megatron's weird cloak. A franchise involving cars that turn int…
 
Alejandro discovers the euphorically toxic True Blood, turns out to be a Vampire Bigot, and completely goes off the rails. Yami Yugi, Double Scrooge, and a Goose stop by and conflicts ensue. Contains probably the longest period of mouth footing in any episode of Toxic Podcast thus far. Apologies to all.…
 
Toxic Podcast returns from hiatus to discuss 2004's Religious Torture Epic Passion Of The Christ. Alejandro struggles through a genuinely brutal viewing experience, tackles the film's obsession with extreme violence, and wonders when God is going to show his loser face. A late drop in by Jack Black's character from I Still Know What You Did Last Su…
 
Toxic Podcast returns in earnest to explore Boss Baby: Back In Business, a Netflix series which doubles down on the Toxic corporate universe of the Boss Baby film. Is that theme song simply too radical to deny? If these babies truly spend eternity doing this job shouldn't they be better at it? Happy New Year!…
 
For Christmas Alejandro got you a jam packed episode of Toxic Podcast concerning the Jim Carrey Grinch and debuts his Joe Biden impression. This one's got it all: youtube ads ruining bits, weird noises, problematic hemming and hawing over important topics, occasional moments of joy, and a great deal of self-indulgent projection onto the Grinch. Hel…
 
Alejandro takes a leisurely drive through Park Slope looking at Christmas lights, describing them, and trying his best not to talk about the supremely Toxic Love Actually. The fragment ends when Alejandro gets lost. Weird one.저자 Alejandro Kolleeny
 
Christmastime is upon us and Alejandro brings to you The Santa Clause, a movie it is impossible to describe without using the phrase "kill santa." Over the course of an hour forty a family is torn apart, a community of Elves are worked to death, and the police deploy a SWAT team. Merry Christmas?저자 Alejandro Kolleeny
 
Alejandro recaps last week and then recaps his recap as he delivers a Holiday palate cleanser in the form of Chocolat, a movie that can best be described as CHOCOLATE FOOTLOOSE. The boundaries of the podcast concept are stretched by our inability to characterize the film as toxic, but in a pinch the recipe can substitute joyous insanity. There's no…
 
Alejandro has read 3 Chuck Palahniuk novels in 4 days and passes the podcasting responsibilities off to Literary Kolleeny, who quickly finds himself muddled in the overwhelming toxicity of the P-man's writing style and oeuvre. Does this episode have literally no jokes?저자 Alejandro Kolleeny
 
Alejandro gushes about the lamest movie of all time. Sully: a tonally jarring and confused movie with no clear villain or stakes that is about essentially nothing except how fucking awesome Sully is. We discuss anti-bald propaganda, the cosmic horror of air travel, and First Officer Skills sparks up many a fat spliff. As they say in France- "Birds.…
 
Alejandro unloads on Broken, a superlatively toxic earworm by alleged musical group lovelytheband. Life is about waking up in the morning and making some eggs. Was Shoenice real? We learn people with Trust Funds are the real victims and to close things out Sully Sullenberger dispenses 208 seconds of wisdom.…
 
Toxic Podcast begins its second season with a discussion of the iconic Progressive spokesperson Flo The Progressive Lady. A classy if scattered look at the toxic nature of advertising and the absurdist hellscapes in which ads take place. Alejandro tries not to be too philosophical as he essentially summarizes fifteen progressive commercials and com…
 
Allegedly this is the third episode in which Batman V Superman is discussed. But IS Batman V Superman discussed? Recorded 75 years to the day after the final episode of Toxic Podcast. Alejandro has a ten minute meltdown trying to describe the Cake Sequence. I guess this episode is weird enough that I have to be on its side??…
 
A lengthy character study of the most incredible performance in all of film: Jessie Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. A cumulative 40 minutes of screentime absolutely dominate the film, but why did some claim Luthor was actually the worst part of BVS? Our host unravels and becomes the very character he is attempting to describe. Lex inexplicably quotes Loli…
 
An unprecedentedly cheerful Alejandro Kolleeny gleefully begins his study of BVSDOJ, the template for Toxic Media as we know it. A comic book movie obsessed with making its audience and characters miserable, the film deliberately tries to exhaust the viewer and guess what baby--it succeeds! Alejandro opens up this overstuffed closet of toxicity onl…
 
Alejandro discusses Saw 5 at a party celebrating the fact that he is no longer discussing the Saw franchise anymore. Luke Danes from Gilmore Girls gets his head trapped in a box. Is this the best Saw movie and how do I make people other than myself care?저자 Alejandro Kolleeny
 
Alejandro's initial intention to discuss Friends spinoff Joey is derailed several times as he recovers from an illness. We discuss Deadpool 2, Friends and Frasier, and the episode becomes crowded with characters. Eventually our intrepid host completely runs out of steam and pronounces the episode a failure. This is the Joey of podcast episodes.…
 
An incensed Alejandro Kolleeny chokes his way through his longest episode by far to address Ready Player One, a movie with a bad concept and no right to exist. Sorry about all the swearing but it is just so infuriating trying to enjoy this paint by numbers useless male hero story drowning in exposition with a concept that turns out to be "the inter…
 
Toxic Podcast returns from hiatus to ingest the starkly depressing depiction of toxic masculinity and its role in the development of a massively influential and world altering social networking site. Alejandro attempts to responsibly interpret the film despite the intrusions of Real World Mark Zuckerberg and Jessie Eisenberg's Mark Zuckerberg, both…
 
As Sacha Baron Cohen's Who Is America continues to be a topic of controversy, Alejandro returns to the equally if not more controversial 2006 film Borat. His foot also returns to his mouth and remains there for the duration of the episode. Who better to apologetically hem and haw for forty five minutes about the impact of offensive humor than some …
 
A genuine mystery. Alejandro attempts to get to the bottom of Who Let The Dogs Out, a hyper repetitive megahit from the 2000's with a convoluted history. Every attempt made to shed light on the Mystery Of Who Let The Dogs Out yields more questions, and as the truth begins to take shape the episode culminates in a series of explosive bombshells that…
 
Alejandro braves The Purge with no Purge Insurance this week to discuss Election Year, a movie about an election year that was released in an election year. Too much of this movie hits too close to home, and if it isn't Toxic The Purge is at least disturbing. Why is that one girl so obsessed with candy? Who stole Frank Grillo's youth? Will Alejandr…
 
Toxic Podcast returns with 50 First Dates, a nightmarish alleged Romcom starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in what would begin Sandler's cultivation of the Movie That Is Also A Vacation For Him. Alejandro rails against cruel comedy and we discuss the horror of living the same day over and over again, the horror of being a part of this charade…
 
Alejandro has watched the rest of Man Of Steel this week and we discuss the brutally repetitive question of whether humanity is ready to accept The Superman. Maybe he shouldn't save people? Does Superman's toxic upbringing inform Henry Cavill's performance or lack thereof? The Jigsaw Killer also returns to deliver Alejandro a deadly ultimatum. Let …
 
Alejandro begins a two-Part discussion of 2013's unwatchable Super-Epic Man Of Steel with a mini episode focusing on the film's 20 minute opening sequence on Krypton. A symphony of no stakes explosions and an incomprehensible shouting match between Jor-El and Zod culminate in the planet being blown up and Kal-El being launched to earth, as was to b…
 
In the totally unprecedented 10TH EPISODE OF TOXIC PODCAST Alejandro makes a triumphant return to the Saw franchise and enters the retcon in a big way. Saw 4, an underwhelming film, is nevertheless extremely important within the greater narrative of the franchise. It also boasts a man getting his head smashed by two large ice blocks like a watermel…
 
King Lear, one of the original Toxic Artifacts, is on the docket for this week's Toxic Podcast. The story of an angry baby king who wants nothing more than to abuse his family and the evil daughters who don't like getting yelled at. Alejandro relives Humiliations From College English Classes and describes in detail his lazy Podcast Process. Sorry f…
 
Alejandro is feelin' chippy on this episode of TOXIC PODCAST and finds himself picking arbitrary fights with The Beatles, kids with siblings, and Jimmy Kimmel while discussing 2017's Boss Baby. As the episode progresses Alejandro is forced to face the fact that Boss Baby is mostly a delightful film and only Toxic in its literal obsession with CGI B…
 
Just in time for Deadpool 2 Alejandro watches the 2016 R rated comic book movie that Ryan Reynolds apparently blackmailed someone into making. Show us your face Ryan!! Another Toxic Reckoning occurs--in trying to describe Deadpool's massively problematic contents Alejandro is forced to address his own problematic thinking with mixed results. Also h…
 
TOXIC PODCAST returns to process the debut album from The Chainsmokers, widely regarded as one of the worst albums of 2017. Is it possible for music to sound less interesting than silence? Alejandro slogs through the album and in the process develops a lifelong vendetta against Alex and Andrew, the offending Chainsmokers. Woo!…
 
In the shortest episode of Toxic Podcast to date Alejandro vents his spleen at Baa Baa Land, an unforgivably lazy 8hr relaxation film starring a bunch of sheep with numbers painted on them. The episode begins cocky and quickly unravels as it turns out an 8 hour movie with no plot is not the best conversation piece. Are sheep "relaxing" creatures?…
 
A conflicted Alejandro Kolleeny nearly quits his own podcast as he discusses the 2011 Footloose remake, genuinely one of his favorite movies. A dance musical that gives its viewers tonal whiplash, the movie boasts Renn McCormack's amazing disappearing Boston accent and the single best Miles Teller performance of all time. Cut loose! By sitting quie…
 
The third episode of Toxic Podcast is a reckoning of sorts. SAW III proves to be too much for Alejandro, who wonders for the first time if a podcast in which the host constantly exposes himself to toxic media is not the healthiest idea. The drama of Jigsaw and Amanda Young grows ever more tortured as the question looms--who's game is this? Don't dr…
 
Alejandro endures SAW II in the first listenable episode of TOXIC PODCAST. Both the gore and the convolutions of the plot are significantly heightened in what is definitely either the best or the worst SAW movie. We discuss Jigsaw as a teenage philosopher, cringe our way through the syringe-pit sequence, and wonder how many organs it's possible to …
 
In an inaugural episode so plagued with audio difficulties some may describe it as "unlistenable," our hero discusses Saw, a movie credited with popularizing the "torture porn" genre of horror in the latter half of the 2000's. We attempt to make sense of Jigsaw's weird assertion that he helps people and find the essence of Toxic Media itself in the…
 
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