7/17/16 The bomb shelter annex is as long as it is tall 2:12:56 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Bill Cartwright, Dave West, Lizzie Karr & Babette CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 49 - Lousypalooza II Ladies and gentleman, welcome to SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Podcast! S…

7/10/16 Just two episodes short aaaaaaaaaaaaaof FIFTY! 56:45 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Lizzie Karr and Babette Ep 48 - The Sweet Jambalaya Of Umbrage We don't want to say that this week's lousy podcast was just thrown together but it was recorded using just chicken broth, some…

6/25/16 "Take a look at that crooked street. Go ahead take it. Now I gotta turn my back on you." 1:16:55 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Darren "DHB" Hovey Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Franky "Cable Car" Givens & Babette "Babette" Babette CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 47 - Clang, Clang, Clang, Went The Podcast So yo…

6/12/16 Here's the Story - of a lovely lady - who was bringing up 6 very lovely girls. All of them had singing voices - like their mother's. And the cute little cheeks of squirrels. 1:18:14 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Babette Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Clowette Williams Ep 46 - Redacted The Lousy San Francisco Podcast is…

6/5/16 The usual look of shock found on the faces of intelligent and accomplished guests when they enter the bomb shelter...we call it the Blair Witch expression. 1:16:06 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Michelle Thomas Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Daniel Bacon & Babette CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 45 - Six Degrees…

5/30/16 "If we're lousy, you're lousy with us" 52:21 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: OneWerd, Ric "Mightybone" Feliciano & Babette CLICK HERE to listen to more episodes Ep 44 - The TalkingJay Pt. 2 It was nearly 2 years ago (September of 2014) that the Lousy San Francisco Podcast be…

5/29/16 "You can torture us, and bomb us, and burn our districts to the ground. But...wait what was I saying?" 47:07 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Onewerd, Ric "Mightybone" Feliciano, and Babette Ep 43 - The TalkingJay Pt. 1 Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize ev…

5/21/16 "Merriment is illegal at the bomb shelter, sir, and I never delight." 1:10:39 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Suzy L and Babette Ep 42 - SK Takes A Mulligan What does one do when a scheduled guest fails to show up and your co-host begins to espouse the nutritional benefits o…

5/15/16 Some Called him a hero, others called him a heel, and creditors won't stop calling. 1:07:30 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano under the tutelage of... VP in charge of Music: Shantwon Zee Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: DHB, Babette, Carissa Z, and Rebel CLICK HERE to listen to more episodes Ep 41 - The Curio…

5/8/16 Twisted Sister is Wicked Awesome! 1:19:00 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Pete's Mom (Elaine Sack), Lizzie Karr & Babette Ep 40 - Duplex Creme Sandwiches Dearly beloved. We're gathered here today to listen to this thing called the Lousy Podcast. Electric word Lousy, it means …

4/10/16 Can you guess San Francisco's best pizza place? 1:14:56 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: KS Notrom & Babette Ep 39 - Cinching It Down To, "This Is What I Mean" SK is a sick man. A spiteful man. An unattractive man, and a bed wetter. That's the bad stuff. Here's the good stuff…

4/3/16 The secret to Pete's success? Jazz Hands! 1:15:09 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Lizzie Karr Ep 38 - Tap Dancing For The Ignorant It's been a while since SK has had something truly interesting to say. So why would anybody expect to be engaged this week? Remember, Disappointm…

3/27/16 Rushing Frosty the Snowman's sample down to the lab. 1:20:47 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: KS Notrom Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Babette and Allan's Wife Ep 37 - We All Scream For Monosodium Glutamate This week we dispense with the usual meat and potatoes fare you might find on other episodes of the Lousy Podcast a…

3/20/16 A colorized photograph of the 1934 political summit between Benito Mussolini and Santa Clause by SK Morton entitled, "Strange Bedfellows" 1:24:30 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Pete Feliciano Guests: Tony Long, Babette, Lizzie Karr (Cameo) CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 36 - Like Being In A Bar With No Alcohol A spectre is haunt…

3-5-16 This week we discuss the most earth shattering hoax since artisanal, locally sourced, carbon nuetral, gluten free "sliced" bread. 1:20:34 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Michelle Thomas Announcer: Suzy L Guests: Nancy Martin & Ronnie Sampson CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 35 - Chunks Of Things Alright, let's get this over with sin…

2-28-16 Aye! I be married to the sea. But sometimes me eyes do wander to hoist me colors on a fine young estuary. 1:15:33 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano Guest: Babette CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 34 - The One Where Pete Keeps Saying Balclutha Sometimes the journey can be it's own reward; like taking part in a sleep st…

2/20/16 San Francisco sports fans are in a league of their own...because nobody else will have them. 1:10:30 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 33 - Bla Bla Bla, Words Have Meaning The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Throng that day. The episode was 33, Pete hadn't his guitar to play it looked…

2/7/16 1:13:43 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano Guests: Lizzie Karr and KS Notrom Ep 32 - Trite & Overly Morose SK Morton is a legend. In his lifetime he has created a myth of what a poor girl from a deprived background could attain. For the entire world he has become a symbol of the eternal abrasive. But we have no words to describ…

1/17/16 Maybe we'll change the name of the podcast to TMI. 45:18 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Announcer: Peter Feliciano CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 31 - WTSK? It's very simple and also very deficient. SK Morton, quite frankly, lacks the talent, skill, knowledge and charisma (She was going to come but had the lunch shift that day) to pull …

1/10/16 How many musicians does it take to change a strobe light? 1:16:51 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano Guests: Lizzie Karr and Babette CLICK HERE To Listen To More Episodes Ep 30 - We Are So Woo (Cheese, Cheese, Bottle Food) SK is nothing if not a uniter. Indeed, his brand of match making has resulted in more than a few weddings…

12/20/15 Who needs the Coronet? At the Alamo Drafthouse the floors are sticky on the outside of the theater. 1:31:02 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Suzy L Guests: PJ with call-ins by Babette and text-ins by Peter Feliciano Ep 29 - I've Got A Bad Feeling About This According to a recent study conducted by the University of Georgia (The state - not…

12/13/15 The New Avengers: She Cranium, Sonic Shadow and Cueball 1:21:48 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano Guests: Suzy L, Babette, and a cameo by Noah Dubs CLICK HERE to listen to more episodes Ep 28 - The Dim Knight Rises In a world where podcasts are as ubiquitous as air, water and Adele, one man dares to fill time by muttering on…

12/6/15 Pete's latest mixed-media piece, "Creepy sycophant with a fetish" 1:06:15 Writer/Editor: SK Morton CoHost: Peter Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Bill George and Babette Ep 27 - The Juxtaposition Of Synergy Variety used to be the spice of life. Since 1968 it has been cumin (With a break in the late 90's to make r…

11/28/15 Tattle Tales of the City is a Todd Billman/Good Marksman Production 1:14:57 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Co-host: Babette Guests: Reneowulf & Rothgarto Geats, KS Notrom & Reiko, Belle & Gaston Goldberg, Ep 26 - Tattle Tales Of The City It seems that SK is not only an adherent to the adage, "The more, the merrier", but more and more it looks li…

11/22/15 Will the real Big Daddy Kane please stand up. 1:23:17 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Co-host/House Band: Peter Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Telli Prego Ep 25 - Incoming Co-hosts, Outbound Hip-hop, Over Analysis, Under Prepared & We're Through Even when surrounded by superb talent, SK can find a way to marginalize a…

11/8/15 The Lousy Podcast is rated "E"for everyone. Here we see posers of all ages at the bomb shelter. 1:13:20 Writer/Editor: SK Morton House Band: Peter Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Special visit by: C-Nasty and Nate Ep 23 - A Genuine But Failed Attempt At Libel Some things are better left unsaid. Specifically every uttera…

11/1/15 When being mugged by a garbage panda it's best to stay calm, follow their instructions and pirouette cool. 1:00:10 Writer/Editor: SK Morton House Band: Peter Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Call in by Tony Quarington Ep 22 - West Coast Story Fade in to a desolate bomb shelter. No guests and no audience. It was a …

9/27/15 Self-beknownst heart throb, Shantwon Zee making his last appearance on the Lousy Podcast as a regular. We shall miss his forehead, his always covered back and all three of his guitar chords. 1:01:44 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Coco Host: KS Notrom VP in charge of music: Shantwon Zee Guests: Babette and Suzy L Ep 21 - How We Acquitted Ourselves…

5/31/15 Here's the story of a man named Lousy 2:14:34 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Coco Host: Dave West House Band: Peter Feliciano Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Suzy L; PJ; Indigo Java; Michelle Thomas; Babette and the Purple Guy Show Notes: Our version of fun at the bomb shelter. Ep 20 - Lousypalooza The fact of the matter is SK …

6/8/15 Throngster and regular audience member, Man in the 6, assumes the appropriate position for ideal listening enjoyment. 1:13:38 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Coco Host: KS Notrom House Band: Shantwon Zee Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Tom Brokaw & Chewbacca Ep 19 - Let Them Eat PPIE Sweet vindication! Last week we predicted that …

5/27/15 Returning Coco-host Michelle Thomas demonstrates the healing power of SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Podcast. 1:13:51 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Coco Host: Michelle Thomas House Band and Musical Director: Shantwon Zee Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Babbette and "Tony Quarington" Ep 18 - An Englishman's Love Affair With Rob…

5/18/15 Co-Coco-hosts Snaps and DHB simulate what they believe to be distinguished in a classical pose. 1:13:43 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Co-Coco-hosts: DHB & Snaps Guest: Babette Click to go to Ep 5 - with Petition for Amnesty Pond Ep 17 - A New Low When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for a lousy podcast to abandon all hope of …

5/8/15 Babette digs that smokey aroma of firemen 1:22:40 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Chief Musical Officer: Shantwon Zee Guests: Henry "Jim" Larkin; Babette Ep 16 - Yelling Fire Chief In A Crowded Bomb Shelter One thing that really burns my butt is a flame about 3 feet tall. This and many other fire related jokes were never employed in this, our 16th …

4/28/15 he latest poster for the new Bert & Ernie live-action Netflix series. 1:17:57 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Coco Host: Pete Feliciano VP in Charge of Chords & Lyrics: Shantwon Zee Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy Ep 15 - Aquatic Bonkers For 14 Episodes SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Podcast has been a family show. While subject matter…

4/20/15 A new take on the classic Norse poem, Reneeowolf. 1:28:13 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Coco Host: KS Notrom Assistant to the Regional Mariachi: Shantwon Zee Guests: Renee J & Babette Ep 14 - The Snail Assassin You know those stories on the news about those accountants or nurses or fire extinguisher service techs that turn out to be hit-men or R…

4/15/15 Indigo poses with a remnant of the Throng. 1:10:39 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer/Sound Engineer: Squidge McSqueezy President of Music: Shantwon Zee Guests: Indigo Java & Babette Looking to make some extra cash? Apply for the SLRP Program For FREE Tickets to a taping of the Lousy Podcast, CLICK HERE Ep 13 - Bean Cones Once upon a time th…

3/27/15 Like a blurry Dockers commercial we spend a lot of time talking about nothing. 1:22:34 Writer/Editor: SK Morton President of Music: Shantwon Z Guests: Paul Tavian; Fancy Nancy; Suzy L & Babette For Free Tickets To A Taping Of The Lousy Podcast, CLICK HERE Ep 12 - Drivel In 3 Parts This week we do a concept piece. Envision a podcast where - …

3/20/15 Natural Hair: The short afro, the braided twist and the Friar Tuck 1:20:49 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Musical Director: Shantwon Zee Guests: Fancy Nancy & Babette For Free Tickets To A Taping Of The Lousy Podcast, CLICK HERE Ep 11 - Brought To You By the Letters S & K and By the Number 11 Dear Diary. It's been 11 episodes now and I fear I may…

3/16/15 Squidge and his brother Froodge avoiding work but confronting indigestion at Grubstake in San Francisco. 1:20:25 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Musical Director: Shantwon Zee Producer: Squidge McSqueezy Guest: Babette Ep 10 - Are You Not Entertained? Try Turning It Off and On Again Charles Bronson once said that, "Audiences like to see the bad gu…

2/27/15 Noah S. would really appreciate your vote Pelligrino and interminable history talk are not a good mix. 1:20:30 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Musical Director: Shantwon Z Producer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Suzy L, Noah S. and Babette Ep 9 - Out of the Microphones of Babes One undeniable truth of life: Whether you're a failing sitcom or strugglin…

2/20/1 PJ takes an eye exam while Suzy L loves the smell of warm paper fresh off the ditto machine. 1:15:43 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Suzy L, PJ and Babette For Free Tickets To A Taping Of The Lousy Podcast, CLICKK HERE Ep 8 - They Might Be Giants ... Fans Good things (And stage 4 cancer) come to those who wait. A…

2/7/15 SK, Shantwon and Food & Culture correspondent, Indigo Java resort to debauched crooning to hide the pain of an absent Cocoa Bear. 50:50 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer: Squidge McSqueezy Guests: Shantwon Z, Indigo Java and Babette Ep 7 - A Disjointed Work of Staggering Greenness After a long hiatus, SK was finally able to get back into the…

12/22/14 SK and Cocoa congratulate Pete Feliciano on "holding it" for the whole podcast #64ozofPelegrino 78:00 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer/Mixer: Cocoa Bear Guests: Peter Feliciano and Babette Ep 6 - It's All About the Pete 'Bout the Pete, No Treble We had all the makings of a real, professional podcast this week, but we found a way to snatch…

12/15/14 A rare look into the bomb shelter. Print this picture and present to Brian Boitano. 54:32 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer/Mixer: Cocoa Bear Guests: Shantwon Zee and Babette Ep 5 - Lisa Lisa & Grape Jam, With Full Force We've got good news and bad news...OK just bad news, SK and his tiny crew of bootlickers are back for a 5th episode. You…

12/8/14 Babette teaches Michelle Thomas Jazz Hands! 1:18:06 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer/Mixer: Cocoa Bear Guests: Michelle Thomas and Babette For Free Tickets To A taping Of The Lousy Podcast, CLICK HERE Cocoa Bear's Apology: Get ready for, yet another, arduous listening experience. This week, your apathy tolerance will be tested with such sc…

11/24/14 Babette HATES wet towels on the PosturePedic 54:32 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer/Mixer: Cocoa Bear Guests: Shantwon Zee and Babette More Fun Than a Bucket of Monkeys: Yet again, we set, shoot and whiff at another attempt at an entertaining podcast. But don't blame us, you're the one whose loitering on Facebook - get back to work! This …

11/14/14 Cocoa Bear, SK and Shantwon 1:03:04 Writer/Editor: SK Morton Producer/Mixer: Cocoa Bear Guests: Shantwon Zee and Babette The Sophomore Curse: The gang is back to struggle through another episode but this time...its terminal. Joining SK and Cocoa Bear this week is underground song writing sensation, Shantwon Zee. Shantwon, a San Francisco r…