THIS WEEK, WE'RE ONLY CHASING SAFETY. This week we discuss our favorite and least favorite Coachella moments, the Deftones, Sky Ferreira's banging Lady A cover, the Drake/Rick Ross beef, the importance and shift in young peoples' relationship with "classic" music, as well as the importance of Underoath's landmark album, "We're Only Chasing Safety",…

LIFE HAPPENS BUT WE'RE BACK! We talk about math and computers only being as smart as its user, the mystery that is Coachella 2024, J. Cole/Kendrick/Drake ... you know, music releases, The Curse, THE ECLIPSE, THE EARTHQUAKE, jeans and the wrong cut, bad podcasts, bad shows, the Roadhouse remake and much more!!!…

WE'RE BACK!!! This week we're the recipients of Matt's inaugural LA SCENE REPORT as he shares his experience seeing The Consequence on their ongoing West Coast tour. Also discussed is the stagnation in the space of Mosh, traveling Hardcore Fests and the gripes of its attendees, the Hatebreed disrespect, bringing back lyric tees, legendary Two-Stepp…

WE ONLY TALK ABOUT BAD BANDS! This week we touch upon Agnostic Front lyrics written by teenagers, psychobilly with dignity, A Day to Remember's star-studded headlining tour, moshing at Rise Against shows, shows we've been kicked out of, Riff Policing, the swift/embarrassing movement of Hardcore Twitter, Dan Schneider creep news, girlfriend shows an…

WE'RE BACK ON HUMP DAY! (We recorded on hump day, at least) This week we discuss Dune 2, AOC's absolute cowardice, Power Trip ~*drama, pre-Orchid show shenanigans, bands with whom we've obtained a Late Pass™, Gen Z pop punk and more!!!! Listen! Please!!! Check out the new American Culture music video discussed on this episode: https://youtu.be/teUb…

AND WE'RE BACK! Tyrone had COVID and everyone got busy so we skipped a week. This week we discuss fast casual dining, white meat McNuggets, The Escuela Grind Incident, Diddy and his various "exploits", fun recent music releases we've enjoyed, sitcoms/TikTok celeb cameos, Charli XCX's Boiler Room and more!!! See ya next week! :)))…

<3333333 Our special Valentine's Day ep! This week we talk about our general feelings toward the holiday, Italian food, SPORTS BALL happenings, a lack of Stars, Kanye, the state of hardcore fests and other general gripes. Tap in and let us know where you're taking your Beloved for this lovely holiday. :))))…

AS PROMISED, WE ARE BACK. This week we discuss Revolver magazine tunes, Matt's workout routine, Cole's Apple Vision Pro experience, Tyrone's Lumberjack Distro orders, aged nomenclature, our sartorial pasts and more!!! See ya next week!1!! :3333저자 Number 1 on iTunes

Hey, after two years, we're back! Matt's got a mic and we're rollin'. We chat about Moz canceling his LA show, pop stars violating the sanctity of hardcore, the current state of hardcore, New Mexico-centric TV shows and much more. We'll catch you next week. :)

Three months later and we are back! We talk about our (and maybe others') respective Spotify Wrapped things, Tyrone being robbed of access to yet another streaming service, Cole's newfound artistic ability, Ghislaine's dang trial, MTV.com, C*VID variants, a lot of new music, physical music media and MUCH MORE!!! LISTEN!!! We'll talk to y'all soon!…

We're back!!! Like everyone else, we talk about Donda and Certified Lover Boy BUT we discuss Kacey Musgraves's new jawn and Turnstile's ascent. We also discuss new music releases, Sleigh Bells's lasting influence, Tr*mp's hosting of Triller's 9/11 event, Reservation Dogs, shows we're attending/attended and much more! Tune in!!!…

BRINGING BACK THE SPIRIT OF '88. Mamma Mia, it's time for our quarterly episode! We're back! Matt and Cole are finally home after WEEKS of jet-setting, and Tyrone pushed pause on whatever N*BM lathe-cut record to play catch-up. We talk about v*ccinations, C*VID, music festivals, HxC kids' unveiling as uber posers, K*nye, Olympics and whatever the h…

EMERGENCY POD ALERT We reconvene to record a special episode to discuss the Madball show that happened in Tompkins Square Park. A month ago. We talk about shows that are clown shoes, deathcore luminaries and deathcore as high art, Olivia Rodrigo, reopening, Youth Attack!, American Idol (lol), Creed, Cypress Hill actually being super cool and a bunc…

We recorded this last week and it is now going up, my bad! We recap the Jake Paul going's-on of the prior weekend and how dumb he is, Cole's intimidating ink, Matt's social life in a post-COVID Los Angeles, Q-Anon documentaries, the upcoming season of that whack-ass Aziz Ansari show, mid-2000's hardcore being the worst and a bunch more. Come thru!!…

Annnnnnnd we're back! Our wonderful friend, Dan of the band Worn, returns to discuss with us the state of movies in 2020/2021 (like, damn, we talk about movies for like 45 minutes), masks, hardcore, stopping people from moving to New Mexico, Tyrone invading Wilkes-Barre, the new Candy Apple LP, the new Worn LP, DMX (RIP) and some other stuff. Liste…

After a month and a half, live from our compound in Texas, WE ARE BACK. With every other podcast calling dibs on every cool piece of info, we discuss stimmy purchases, bread, shows, MerchNow.com, POT and new music. Pray for Matt's LA privileges. Also, s/o Elle for the music rec's, hehe.

And we're back! Episode 55! Listen to Matt broker a B I G deal on the air. What is the Doge to Chaturbate token conversion rate? We also discuss Rush Limbaugh, TikTok and jars, new music, Donnie Darko, Entourage and various other pieces of media. S/o Texas!!

Annnnd we're back! New prez, new pod! We survived The Insurrection and we're back to chat about all of the current events. We talk about Travis Barker, a Kardashian, pop-punk/hardcore linkages, keeping that Essential Mindset, more COVID shit and racist. sports. teams. Listen in! Also, go buy a Raw Breed hoodie! https://rawbreed.bandcamp.com/merch/b…

We feel like Morpheus. WE'RE BACK. Happy Holidays! Happy New Year! This week, we chat about Nikes, pleasers, REAL sports, allowable terminology, bad podcast interviews (hehe) and Playboi Carti's new record. We talk about a lot of stuff but mostly Playboi Carti and the controversy surrounding his new album, Whole Lotta Red. Lol. LISTEN IN!!!!…

Hey, annnnd we're back! This week, we discuss Pearl Harbor, Pop-Punk Pandemic shows, very mid-ass monoliths, the homophobic Biden administration, streaming movie deals, dog stuff, Elon Musk baby stuff and Emmure as the most innovative NYHC band. TUNE INNNNN!!!!!!!

Hey buds, we're back! Real President-Elect hours. This week we talk about the whack Xbox, Jake Paul's foray into the fistic arts, Roshe Runs, Tilly's, Weedmaps, pop punk, THE GREAT RESET, some bunk-ass monolith and other stuff. Expect sound effects. Also, listen to the new Of Feather of Bone record, Sulfuric Disintegration. https://offeatherandbone…

Whoops, another one going up late! This week, we have on Denver Wolf Pack's finest, Gordie from Raw Breed/The Consequence/Direct Threat and a bunch of other bands. We recorded this the week of the election at a much later time so listen in!!! We had no president elect, we talk a lot of about hardcore specifics and AC/DC. And other stuff! Listen to …

HEY! Due to matters related to impending doom, this episode is a lil late but never fret, it'll be fun to listen to for a bit! Our good friend, Dan of the band Worn, stops by to chop it up. We talk about Borat, hardcore, more hardcore and who knows? It's been a week! All that matters is that Worn just finished their first LP which will be out early…

Straight outta 2008, and after another two months, Number 1 on iTunes is B A C K. We talk about current events, the Obama/McCain election, white belts, Cursed shirts and more 2008 stuff. We also talk about 2020's cursed election, American idiocy and American Pie greatness. S/o Alec for the guest appearance! LISTEN IN!!!!!!!…

Episode 51 is here! We welcome fall by listening to some rocking jams and chopping it up. TikTok is the future and let's go Justin Gaethje!!! (And Bobby Knuckles!) Access this week's playlist by CLICKING HERE! Listen to the Straw Man Army song played on this episode by CLICKING HERE! (Also buy the record, it rules.)…

Annnnd we're back! Just in time for the changing of seasons. We post up on a lovely Saturday morning to hang out and listen to some tunes, as well as discuss what's been going in the last month and a half. Listen in! Click here to listen to this week's playlist!! Also listen to "Riddle of the Skies" by Iron Age! https://youtu.be/4z2v1IScHXc Click h…

Annnnnnnnd we're back!! It's been five months but better late than never! You know the drill, we listen to some tracks and chat amongst ourselves. We recap what the heck we've been doing in our time away—trials, tribulations, etc. Wow. What a time. This felt great! Click here for this week's playlist! Listen to the tracks not on Spotify below: Joaq…

And we're back! This week we discuss wild shit poppin' off in Lebanon, the bleak American political landscape, new music releases and various scene bands. Listen in!!!!!!!!!

Here is episode #4 of Cole's Untitled Morning Show. Enjoy! Experiments in Central Listening is a series of solo episodes produced by members of our beloved Central Listening Station network.

We sort of play catch-up. We come face-to-face with David Guetta's George Floyd shout-out, Kanye's presidential run, the upcoming NBA season, Tory Lanez standing a confirmed 5'3", Del Taco and a bunch of other stuff. The world's on fire! Listen in!

Well, almost three months later, we're back! Let's just say a lot has happened and we managed to pull ourselves together to record a new episode. The pandemic rages on and "things" continue to get weirder. We talk about "this stuff" as well as attempt to discuss what manages to keep us distracted from all things terrible. Listen in!…

BACK UP IN YOUR @$$ WITH THE RESURRECTION... 24 hours later, you're getting episode 44. Today we talk about Cole's desire to run for public office, Fantano love for beard metal, hesitancy to criticize hardcore and hardcore bands in public, offensive t-shirts, our pandemic predictions and MUCH MORE. Listen in, plz.…

After a month, WE'RE BACK. We were probably going to talk about dark stuff like the C*VID-*9 and how we're spiraling or whatever but we didn't! We talk about cinematic B R I L L I A N C E and true appreciation of your bros. We're talking about recording again tomorrow so we'll see!저자 Number 1on iTunes

Here is episode #3 of Cole's Untitled Morning Show. Enjoy! Experiments in Central Listening is a series of solo episodes produced by members of our beloved Central Listening Station network.

Here is episode #2 of Cole's Untitled Morning Show. Enjoy! Experiments in Central Listening is a series of solo episodes produced by members of our beloved Central Listening Station network.

Just what the world needs, a new episode of Number 1 on iTunes. This week, the boys check in with their lives amidst a darn pandemic. We review where our lives now stand, music picks, movie picks, Animal Crossing and whatever the hell else is keeping us sane in these trying times. We truly hope all of our buds are healthy and safe. Stay your asses …

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Our first episode as Old FartsTM! This week, our friend, Kiana, stopped by to share with us some tracks and provide continuous joy. We listen to great tracks and really enjoy each other's company. Listen in, and envision a single salt lamp brightening a dark room! : - ) Click here for this week's playlist! Click here to listen to the Pet Shop Boys …

We bring to you episode 40 and are now Over the Hill! We have a good feeling about this one, that's what getting older will do to you. We listen to some pretty intense songs so tune in and really F E E L with us!! Click here to listen to this week's playlist! Follow us on Instagram! @realfunkyspankers…

Episode 37! This one is a bit late but this week, we talk about a myriad of things, including TWO NEW RAW BREED TRACKS, Th*nksg*ving, The OC, Drake's latest ~*scandal , Chat Roulette romance, ketamine, ballin' Bernie and much more! Tune in!! Click here to listen to Raw Breed! Then go see them on tour! Click here to follow us on Instagram!…

After a two-week absence, we're back! We listen to some great tunes (AS ALWAYS) and recap our trip to Denver where we hung out with a great number of great friends, attended the Blood Incantation record release show and ate deep fried seitan. Go to Fei's Cafe at 2918 Eubank Blvd NE, Albuquerque, NM 87112!!!!! Click here to access this week's playli…