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A live morning 'radio' show broadcast on cliffcentral.com and on mobile via the official app - with podcasts available. Hosted by Gareth Cliff and his team, they bring you uncensored, real conversation about everything in the news, guests, edgy material and a healthy dose of inspiration and intelligence. Without limits... there will be entertainment, provocative content, and unhinged reality.
 
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09.11.20 Pt 1 - Do people actually care about the outcome of the US Election, or is it just the best reality show ever? Borat is back and it seems better than ever. Are the traditional media desperate, or is entertainment just news now? Diego Maradona is still living his best life... and his doctor is being a handbrake.…
 
25.11.20 Pt 2 - Even in the pandemic-laden year 2020, people must still conspicuously consume and buy things they don't need... with money they don't have. What is your plan for Christmas? Is a New Year's party overrated? Would mankind be better off if we treated everyone like they were zombies? Is there a diluted version of being a Karen? What hav…
 
25.11.20 Pt 1 - It matters which music we venerate in our time because VH1 will carry it for life! If you believe in any god, just understand you are not in the majority. Black Friday is here and we will witness what we thought were civil people becoming zombies marching towards the latest flat screen TVs. Processed cheese can't get much worse you …
 
24.11.20 Pt 2 - Which words are the most offensive? If you breathe on someone in 2020 it could possibly be considered chemical warfare, so be careful. If your father was to be killed by your warlord uncle, who would you ask for help? Author and board game inventor Khethiwe Zulu joins us to talk about how she intends to make history fun for one and …
 
24.11.20 Pt 1 - Helicopter pilots are smart people... anyone can go on autopilot in a small aircraft - don't get shooketh please, this is just a fact. Is the uprising of beta males and females good or bad for society? If you haven't heard, 'pink money' is a gay time for all. Is the term ‘depression’ something which should be doled out as easily as …
 
23.11.20 Pt 2 - People often think the best job on Earth is to be a famous singer or actor... people are dumb, because the best job in human history exists in South Africa at the PIC - you won't believe the terms and conditions and paid leave which comes with the package! How do we feel about wealthy people who flaunt it? What are some hilarious ol…
 
23.11.20 Pt 1 - It's a Covid year, do we still have to go to work functions and endure that awful dry food and that one person who has a crush on us after they've had 8 beers and 6 tequilas professing their love for us... have we not suffered enough in 2020? Are there any family members we are secretly delighted to avoid during this 'new normal' Ch…
 
20.11.20 Pt 2 - TikTok is now giving people a great way to get out of a crap date. Could we function without the internet? If you are going bald, let it go... nobody wants to see that desperate comb over Clive! If you want to live in paradise and profit greatly from death, maybe coffin making in Bali is your gig. If you are alone and single, there …
 
20.11.20 Pt 1 - The SABC is an analogue product in a digital time, they don't have wi-fi. If you work at a company and the board earns all the money, how should the workers feel about it? How difficult is it to cross the South African border illegally? Reporter Lindokuhle Xulu took his journalistic endeavour to a new level to prove the porous natur…
 
19.11.20 Pt 2 - Is it acceptable to still be telling dad jokes in 2020 when Tik Tok is a thing? In a liberal democracy, should the citizenry be consulted about all decisions that affect them? So Jacob Zuma basically had a Facebook friend request declined in public, how will he approach this Zondo dilemma? In what feels like a pivotal moment in Sout…
 
19.11.20 Pt 1 - Is Joe Biden too relatable to be a politician and the leader of a nation? Do you have anyone you love in your life with a terrible voice, and you don't know how to tell them? Kamala Harris is this person to all of her friends. Dolly Parton is the last of a dying breed of stars, and she's done it again with her big heart. Is ass clap…
 
18.11.20 Pt 2 - Should we trust rich people who meditate? The SABC and its employees were as shocked as the President of South Africa when a failing business had to retrench people... these are the same journalists who tell you about the economy daily folks. What would you do if your wife said she was impregnated by the holy spirit and wouldn't hav…
 
18.11.20 Pt 1 - Old people secretly like it when young people get hurt so they don't feel like it's all over for their ailing bodies. If you want to own a horse, marry rich or forget it. Facebook and Twitter are in front of the Senate again, and this ruling could change the face of how we interact on the web. Jeff Bezos is now delivering medicine t…
 
17.11.20 Pt 2 - Chinese journalists who have reported on Covid-19 and its effects on life in China are being held in prison - how do we deal with advocating for their civil rights? Is social media captured? Be careful about swimming with dolphins... they may be special agents from North Korea. An Australian man, Paul Walton, is not fit to be a vet …
 
17.11.20 Pt 1 - If you have the calling you must answer, maybe your real name is Sibusiso and not Michael Smith. What is the best gift during a Covid-Christmas? How should we manage the expectations of children? When should your Christmas tree go up? Should terrorists have rights? It is becoming clear now... Queen Elizabeth is a lizard and will liv…
 
16.11.20 Pt 2 - Are we now at the mercy of internet access, are we just useless without it? What are the lessons in life that we learn too late? There's a very good reason you shouldn't vote for Trump or Biden, but rather for the one and only Rick Astley. Are the Guinness family as cursed as the Kennedys? Hey listen, sharks are not a joke... but re…
 
16.11.20 Pt 1 - Life can sometimes literally hamstring you and that ain't pretty. When was the last time you heard sounds coming out of the wrong place in your life? Isn't it great when you’ve had a nightmare in your personal life, and your friends are flourishing and they can't wait to tell you? Listen up you unlovable single men... Leigh-Ann Mol …
 
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13.11.20 Pt 2 - The older you get, the sadder you get. If you're not jaded by 30, are you even human? If you have become unbearably ugly since you left high school, don't fret... there's a body double business which will save you the blushes of an unwanted reunion. Futurist John Sanei joins us to tell us how to get out of the 'drama triangle'. Oh b…
 
13.11.20 Pt 1 - As we age, should we clean up our language in front of our parents? The best thing on Earth is to hear European tourists trying to say African names properly. What is the most embarrassing place you have ever fallen asleep? Whitney Houston died in the bath... take a shower. Turns out dreams can come true, Leigh-Ann Mol has a beautif…
 
12.11.20 Pt 2 - There is an unspoken link between moustaches and paedophiles, and nobody has quite figured out why. #SoWhatNow? was postponed for President Ramaphosa's family meeting last night... should this be the real state of disaster? When you are faced with a moral decision which will affect the masses, always go back to the principle.…
 
12.11.20 Pt 1 - In this global pandemic, what have you been ‘blessed’ with - a bad boyfriend or a lazy mother-in-law? While the President of South Africa tries to be serious about Covid-19, people are trying to break up with one another on his speech feed on social media... South Africans will never miss a beat. Why is fame so addictive? If you are…
 
11.11.20 Pt 2 - Stephen Fry is delivering history in a fashion that's fun. Harry and Meghan... are they just attention-seeking slobs, or are they living their best life? Is Queen Elizabeth the last hope of a united Britain? Imagine being married to someone with Covid-19, how would that go? Cocaine gave us psychoanalysis and great thriller literatur…
 
11.11.20 Pt 1 - If you purge yourself of social media, does that make you the most enlightened soul on Earth? Is the cellphone a box of self-induced anxiety for humans? If you want to be healthy, is the best solution to watch the scale or just measure the waist? Some relationships are the equivalent of being in prison. Hey ho... the same company th…
 
10.11.20 Pt 2 - If you are a parent who wants more money to spoil your husband or wife for being a great partner during lockdown, you should tell your kids Santa died from Covid. Angelo Agrizzi has been pictured looking worse for wear with what doctors are calling the 'Schabir shakes'... more to come. Ann Jangle joins the team to discuss her cyclin…
 
10.11.20 Pt 1 - "Dear Melissa, I hope this letter doesn't find you well, you broke my heart 25 years ago and I'll never forgive you"... hey, who doesn't have that memory and thought every now and then? When you have children and they scream at restaurants, what are single adults meant to do? Being inconsiderate is no longer a death sentence, is thi…
 
09.11.20 Pt 2 - If people are beautiful, let's just be honest, they are better than the rest of us. Can you ever make good TV if you try to be safe and pander to society? Since cancel culture has won, can we cancel that and get Katlego Maboe to host Love Island South Africa? Plus... a knight in waiting, Sir Stuart Ntlathi joins us to speak about Wo…
 
06.11.20 Pt 2 - Do we need state rules or are people usually fine on their own? Is corruption always doom and gloom, or is there wiggle room? As you age, is there a threshold for how much medication you should be taking. A pandemic is not a reason not to live out your dreams... especially in business. Are farm raised kids just better drivers?…
 
06.11.20 Pt 1 - Let's get something clear right now, the reason why New Zealand is so far from everyone is that they are boring and nobody wants to talk to boring people. When you win and others don't, they resent you. Do fact checkers need to be fact checked? Dear ladies who send nudes by mistake... those are the ‘breast mistakes’ to make. If you'…
 
05.11.20 Pt 2 - One thing poor service will do in South Africa is bring out the hood in the most prim and proper private individual. Is there a Zulu name for a Karen type of busy bee? Dear people of the world... a Harvard dropout is not the same as a high school dropout from your local area in rural KwaZulu-Natal. The Zondo Commission has turned in…
 
05.11.20 Pt 1 - Is there any point in being rich in an awful country? What is the actual point of the Zondo Commission? Blood donation is unlike any good relationship - you have to be able to deal with massive pricks for it to be successful. How did your mom find out that you are sexually active? Jacob Zuma is ill again and he just can't make it to…
 
04.11.20 Pt 2 - If your siblings are doing better than you, should you keep it together in public so as not to pull down the family name? Do your pets get jealous? Are all snacks actually the same? Cocaine is the lifeblood of all news anchors. If frogs become gay, is that the end of society as we know it? How tough is the filmmaking process? If you…
 
04.11.20 Pt 1 - If you're a sports fan, how do you feel about recycled answers from knucklehead sportsmen? Are the US Elections a reality show, or the key to the most powerful political seat on Earth? Which soapie has the best theme song in history? The Twitter guy has a beard that makes him look like a feral man child. While you watch the US Elect…
 
03.11.20 Pt 2 - When you are looking at the polls in the US election, what factors should you consider to establish the veracity of the numbers? What should we expect from American citizens when the winner is decided? Why are high-end stores boarding up their shops as voters head to the polls? Would Texas ever desist from the United States of Ameri…
 
03.11.20 Pt 1 - Is it important for all first wives to be good looking from now on? Sean Connery was not a man for small talk, and that's why he's the only Bond that should ever be recognised. Boris Johnson might just be too soft to be Prime Minister. Should one be fired for being a dickhead? Fifth Avenue has a message for the citizenry... vote - d…
 
02.11.20 Pt 2 - What are some of the perks of being the President of America? Cancel culture might be coming for Sean Connery even though he's dead... there is no place to hide - if they want to cancel you, they will cancel you. Is it reasonable for functional adults to be afraid of lightning? Are you ready to write a eulogy if your best friend die…
 
02.11.20 Pt 1 - Old folks love the pharmacy... aches and pains no longer need to be a part of life. Every year, Halloween costumes go to another level - how was the pandemic version of the spooky holiday? If your breasts aren't being held up by being self-tied while you trip on acid, are you actually living your best life? The Jolly Roger is where …
 
30.10.20 Pt 2 - Does having a fancy name ensure you'll have a better career? Gareth shares his latest bad names... some sound like medication for a dodgy rash. Learn about some cool new features on your phone. Is being eaten by an animal the most humiliating way to die? And find out more about the Touch Your T's campaign for Breast Cancer Awareness…
 
30.10.20 Pt 1 - Health issues can be a tough pill to swallow. If you're getting on in years... don't go buying any green bananas. It's been a while since Leigh-Ann has had any 'penis colada'. Find out why gloves might be the best gift at a Kitchen Tea. And turns out Siya is a Halloween grinch!저자 Gareth Cliff and Team
 
29.10.20 Pt 2 - What is the aim of the Medium Term Budget Speech? Is Tito trustworthy, and how much power does he really have? How can we deal with incompetent and stupid people? If you're angry about the SAA bailouts, don't miss next week's instalment of the Zondo soapie! Who will win the US election? The team places their bets.…
 
29.10.20 Pt 1 - How can we celebrate New Year's if the midnight curfew is still in place? A virtual reality world is exciting, but also annoying. What is the normal amount of time to spend on YouTube? How patient are you with people who have a stutter? And what amount of money would be enough for you to never have to work again?…
 
27.10.20 Pt 2 -Is homeschooling an option for most people, or is Pythagoras' Theorem best left to people who know what's what? If your life is established, would you want a new partner later in life... or are you single to the death? Is anyone proud to work for the South African government? If you don't fix potholes in Durban, the people will make …
 
27.10.20 Pt 1 - Today we need to clarify who the king is. Should we still keep maiden names, or is that a thought best left in the 12th century? If you have aged badly don't be sad, the people who used to love you for your looks are just as sad. If you want to be happy, choose ugly friends so you always get the attention.…
 
26.10.20 Pt 2 - Every time some 11-year-old with a luminous vest tells you when you can cross the street at a school, please understand you are witnessing the training of the next generation of Karens. We call it scholar patrol, but it's an incubator for busybodies who will one day want to see the manager. Stop farting people... you're contributing…
 
26.10.20 Pt 1 - Sihle Zikalala and the government are threatening to take Christmas away from South Africans. What is now clear is that corporates cannot deal with even an ounce of controversy. An 11-year-old has put her list together for Santa... and it's amazing. If Slovenia gets the US launch codes, it will be because Donald let the enemy in.…
 
23.10.20 Pt 2 - If your friend is an embarrassment (and quite frankly a dickhead), how do you end that friendship? If you want to travel, which are the friendliest cities on Earth? If you fart at breakfast and everyone hears it, should you leave immediately? Laurel McCulloch of Pumpkin Patch fame joins us to discuss her life in lockdown in Australi…
 
23.10.20 Pt 1 - What is the most you are willing to do in the search for the perfect Halloween costume? If you are trying to be sexy, try not to fart while wearing fishnet stockings. If only insurance could help with the wrath of a woman scorned! How have people dealt with friendships in lockdown?저자 Gareth Cliff and Team
 
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